don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
I MADE OUT WITH AN ACTUAL CUTE GUY ON THE BEACH IN THE SAND TONIGHT HAHA MY SUMMER IS NOW COMPLETE
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
i’m not supposed to say anything so if you see this pls shhhh but mY SISTER IS ENGAGED. OHMYGOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE I CAN’T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THIS.