nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

toxic-ponies:

nicole-brannen:


“They’re these barefoot, good-looking Western Australians that play cool music.”— Andrew VanWyngarden describing Tame Impala 

ohhhhhhhhh my god

Fuck man

toxic-ponies:

nicole-brannen:

“They’re these barefoot, good-looking Western Australians that play cool music.”
— Andrew VanWyngarden describing Tame Impala 

ohhhhhhhhh my god

Fuck man

work tomorrow is going to be fuckin hard

I MADE OUT WITH AN ACTUAL CUTE GUY ON THE BEACH IN THE SAND TONIGHT HAHA MY SUMMER IS NOW COMPLETE

literally havent felt this ugly in ages…i was doing so well too :(

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

a guy on POF just hit me up to ask if he could hit up one of my friends

DFKM

burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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i’m not supposed to say anything so if you see this pls shhhh but mY SISTER IS ENGAGED. OHMYGOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE I CAN’T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THIS.

i’m so slow

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever