"I’d love to, she finally said,”on one condition.”
I steadied myself, hoping it wasn’t something too awful.
“Yes?”
“You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me.”
I knew she was kidding me by the way she laughed, and I couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Sometimes, I had to admit, Jamie had a pretty good sense of humor.
I smiled and gave her my word."
Nicholas Sparks

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

thattwatdeziree:

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but wow

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home